CAMP SUCKS! - Reacting to Adventures in Cub Scouts

What does of you guys i'm charmix today I give reacting to adventures and cub scouts by the odd ones out no i've never done cub scouts I believe my

brother did like that before but i've never done it i'm not really an adventurous person but yeah anyway hopefully zooms to be quite

entertaining the original links in the description make sure you go subscribe to the odd ones I was already further ado let's forget so originally I was

gonna make a video talking about boy scouts because I was a boy scout but then as I was writing the script I thought about all the fun things I did as a

cub scout so here we are cub scouts is something you can do before you're old enough to be a boy scout it's not required to do cub scouts to be a boy

scout it's just if you're up to it or if your parents signed you up you can do it now you're already pretty young when you can start doing boy

scouts it's why it's called boy scouts not man scouts you can start doing man scouts isn't that the military ha ha ha scouts when you're seven at what

point does it just become babysitting in uniform so all you people watching over the age of seven let me tell you what you missed out on unlike boy

scouts that wear tan uniform cub scouts wear a dark blue uniform now there are four ranks to the cub scouts there were some requirements you had

to do to go up the ranks but if you went to the meetings every week you'd be fine you didn't have to do anything on your own time and even if you did

all the requirements in the rank you still had to be in the rank for at least a year so basically the ranks were based on your age when you were

seven years old in first grade you were a tiger scout the second graders were the wolf scouts the third graders were the bear scouts and the fourth

graders aka the really cool ones cuz you're the oldest actually before I tell you just guess what the mascot for the fourth and final rank of cub

scouts is leave high grasses in the comment box tiger I don't know below just kidding don't do that I don't care we have a tiger a wolf and a bear

hey what animal is cooler than all three oh wait don't already is a tiger uh a rabbit maybe three of those i'll tell you nothing and that was the

mascot there was a mascot welcome to the real world fourth graders there's no such thing as cartoon anthropomorphic animals so if you did guess any in

the comments you were wrong I told you not to guess the fourth and fuck yeah my brother never did the cub scouts I believe you did the um the boy

scouts so I don't really know what the cubs going to do final rank of cub scouts was called webelos webelos it goes tiger wolf bear we bulow's what kind

of that apparently it's supposed to stand for we be loyal scouts cuz we talk like pirates don't worry cub scouts i'll make your mascot for the

webelos here it's a made-up animal for a made-up word use it however you like the wikipedia page also talked about it looks cute a

bobcat badge but I don't remember doing that so that's whatever it's not important I can't even remember what we did s cub scouts we would just meet

at some person's house I think it was one of the kids mom's and she was just had some activity for us to do outside and we would just play my mom

told me that she was my scout leader for a year but I don't remember that I do remember we talked about bike safety and I remember I fell off my

bike a lot I still got the award though each rank had a handbook that said what activities you would do they looked on google for pictures of the handbook

and I found these books with gritty serious tough covers and I was shocked because the handbooks I grew up with had the mascots on them and I

liked it the old books were cute and had pictures you're not trying to get rid of the mascots are you cub scouts I think it's funny that each map I

don't know if i'd say their gang rhythm because on the newer books as they showed they still have the mascots on them they're just not like cutesy there

are a lot more like rarer manly so uh I don't know I think they're just trying to revamp it to make it more attractive I guess I don't know mascot gets

progressively unhealthier which is why my we below mascot looks the way it does and I think I might be surprising this memory but every time we went up

a rank there would be this award ceremony thrown by the leaders and I think we metaphorically drank the blood of the mascot I mean it was really just fruit

juice but what hey tj do you remember cub scouts did we whenever we went up the ranks did we metaphorically drink the blood of the mascot your

leaders might be a little bit more than cub scout leaders they're like cult leaders apparently we had weird leaders okay by tj so another thing we did a

scouts was go to this thing called cub scout day camp I don't know if it was just an arizona thing but I hated it cub scout day camp took camping and

made it unfun and surprisingly even as a seven and eight year old I loved camping really jane someone who sits in front of the computer all day

drawing pokemon you like toughing it out and sleeping in the woods yes oh yes if you've never been camping get on that i'm talking about real

camping though not this day camp cub scout day camp was during the summer and arizona summer and we would get up super early like eight o'clock eat

breakfast at home and then you and your whole troop like I personally I don't mind camping well to an extent I don't like the bugs I don't know i've

said that before I hate bugs especially when it comes to camping as well as you know like some of the bushes out in the forest that you know they

give you like rashes and stuff so yeah it to be really careful and I don't like those but I like you know I like looking up at the night sky and I like

the fires that you have will camping so I guess that's the um the yang to the bugs yang carpooled for about two hours to camp there are a bunch of

other cub scout troops that met there too it was a pretty big thing you were supposed to pack your own lunch and all the other boys had really cool

lunches like lunchables and gogurts and ironically sua blade I was just lucky with sua place and witches and all my mom packed me was a peanut butter and

jelly sandwich on wheat bread so before the day even started i'm already in a bad mood you start in this big auditorium but it's outside the leaders

would tell you to drink lots of water and they actually gave all the troops a bag of water balloons and wanted us to throw them at each other

cuz that would keep us moist and not die of heatstroke water balloons are stupid because 90% of the time they don't even break on impact you're

just beating some poor kid to death with a bag of water then you would send troop and there was a rotation of activities for you to do all day we ate

dinner and then we went back to the auditorium and some of the leaders put on a play I mean it was a pretty dumb play but I was invested in this story but

then at 10 p.M. You went home you didn't even get a sleep in a tent why should attend is one of the most fun things about camping and also the whole time we

didn't get a campfire because it's dangerous what they went to the camp but they didn't actually care of hahaha that's hilarious so was it like a

day camp because I know when I was a kid my parents would you know during the summer they would drop me off at like day camps or whatever and

then at the end of the day you would go home but that's because it's a day camp it's basically day care for kids who are older than like what five

or something like that so it's basically like a daycare but just four kids are older but I thought this was supposed to be like actual camping

apparently it's not just to have fire around seven to ten year olds or something but they did let us do our cheree cuz that's safe then the next

day you went back and you did it all over again and then you would do it for a short day so three days of this three days of people throwing water balloons at

you and you can't get them back because you have a week throwing arm and you're probably wondering james what's with all the complaining this sounds

like fun I mean sure other kids probably had fun I might have been a little dramatic as an eight-year-old one time on the second day of camping

I was clumsy and I kept falling off the rocks that I was climbing on and he kept getting all these scrapes and bruises and they really hurt and then

we went swimming that was one of the activities there was a swimming pool but just being a little punk kid that I was I was like no I don't want to go

swimming so they made me sit up to the side and they said I couldn't swim but then later I was like I want to go swimming now after you swam the leaders

told you to check your shoes for scorpions and I remember I didn't check cuz I hated everyone and you know the play the leaders put on at the end

of the day it was split up into three parts one alright so this is kind of like a side note but when I was younger and I used to camp with my family why

not I there was like this pond that I went swimming in and I used to love swimming in the pond but this one time I was swimming in it I saw these

oh my goodness I can't like just thinking of it you know gives me chills what I was swimming in it I saw this parasite swimming in the water like

it was a long like wormy thing and it kind of mind you're like a tapeworm something that would get stuck inside you and oh mike that's traumatized me

ever since I saw that and I was I was probably around I want to say 12 years old at the time and ever since then you know i've kind of stayed away

from ponds and just water in general that doesn't have chlorine in it one part for each day so it was left on a cliffhanger I wanted to go see it but

everyone else in the troupe wanted to play with water balloons and I never found out how the play ended the next morning when I was supposed to

leave for the third day I told my mom that he didn't want to go and she had to tell the carpool that her son didn't want to go because he's a huge lucas

and then afterwards when they were handing out the awards I didn't get a single award because I didn't go the third day so I didn't finish any of the

activities and then I never went back to cub scout day camp since and that's why oh it was day camp it was day camp for some reason I was thinking

it was like you know an actual camp camp where you know he stayed overnight but then again he said that you know he would actually come home which

is why I was thinking it was weird that you know camp camp would send you home but it's a day camp yeah day camps are for the day they're not for

overnight okay that makes sense then you can't be complaining about that I hated it anyway I hope you guys like this video I can relate to this not because

I was in you know cub scouts because I was not but I you know I went to a lot of date camps when I was younger because my parents didn't want to

look after me and they were not fun experiences so I can relate to this but with that being said if you liked this video make sure you give it up

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