driving. stripping. swinging. // Auto-Tune the News #13

Crowd murmurs I call this session to order with the drums of freedom! I second your motion with the guitar of liberty! Not to be outdone, I will administer the bassline of justice! I am pointing to the emu of elf excretion.

Will the gentleman rise to sing a plaintive melody? Dont leave me swinging in the wind until november I am here! I am not going away! Hey, if I was you, I may want me to go away, too you know, what the hell--do what you have to do but dont leave me swinging in the wind until november! Dont leave me swinging in the wind! The wiiiind! Democrats, hey! And republicans, hey! As much as I love you, I am not going away I violated the rules and im apologizing for gods sake, im 80 years old and all im saying is heck, have the ethics committee expedite this-- this is an emergency democrats, hey! And republicans, hey! As much as I love you, I am not going away hes still a contender! He will not surrender! Dont you leave him swinging in the wind until november dont leave me swinging in the wind until november! Dont leave me swinging in the wiiiind.

Do what you have to do but dont leave me swinging in the wind until november! Until november! Dont leave me swinging in the wind! The wiiiiind dance break! The gentleman will sit! Yes! Instead of standing up! No! The gentleman will sit! Let's go! The gentleman is correct in sitting! Hold that seat! The gentleman will observe regular order! And sit down! Left, right! Down! -Up! -Down! And spin around! Theres a lot of pain and anguish from people worried about this islamic center.

What about these strip joints? Are these people who are holier than thou condemning the strip joints that are nearby? -Alright, fair enough.

-Yeah! -Fair enough. Let's take a closer look at the strippers to see if they got somethin to hide. Oh yeah! Painting islam with a broad brush makes our problems worse, worse, worse! Makes them worse! And I dont like it, nobody should like it.

Painting strip joints with a broad brush makes our problems worse, worse, worse, -much worse! It was done to the jews before that's why we have perpetual war.

-Blood and gore! -Perpetual war! -Forevermore! -Perpetual war! Persecutin islamic strippers! I dont like it. Puttin a ban on halal liquor! Nobody should like it. Burnin qurans to get people pissed! I dont like it.

Puttin tinky winky on the no-fly list! Nobody should like it. Republicans drove our economy into a ditch. We got in there, and we pushed and we shoved! And these guys were standing sippin on a slurpee.

And then they got the nerve to ask for the keys back! I dont wanna give em the keys back! They don't know how to drive! If you wanna go forward in your car what do you do? You put it in d theyre gonna pop it in reverse! I don't wanna give em the keys back! They dont know how to drive! Our metaphorical car got no brakes and no gear shift! Well go metaphorically far while were standin in the ditch! Bitch!.

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